Fuckity Fuck Fuck FUCK!
Why do I always get Fucked?
In every way man.
In sleep.
In food.
In company.
All that Shit I get Fucked in.
I mean, literally.
Especially with sleep.
It screams "Go Fuck yourself, no rest tonight!"
And food whispers "Haha, Fucking starve Bitch!"
And for company, I mean Geez.
No one to hang out with for like 6 days in a row.
And then on Sunday, I am made to "rest" the whole day away.
What the Fuck is up with that?
I mean come on people, any compasion would do.
And because my insomnia wrapped me around its Fucking ways,
Even when I want to go out, I am not allowed to.
Fuck, my life sucks.
I mean I love the people in it, but man it does really Fucking suck.
I mean half the monkey population lost their balls to my Fucking sucky life.
Now that is sad.
Geez, now I think Sy Fucked with my head last night.
I mean I cannot stop saying Fuck.
Goddamnit Sy!
Maybe I should join him with his bum quest.
Yea, maybe if I was a Fucking bum, my life wouldn't suck.
Eh, Fuck it.
I have a feeling Jack Daniels won't let me be a Fucking bum.
He would throw a Fucking Shit Fit.
Now I wanna be the "Bum Behind King Kullen".
Fuck!!
Now I have that stupid Fucking song in my head.
Goddamn old Fucking friends from years ago!
And your Fucking song "There's a Bum Behind King Kullen!".
Goddamnit, this Fucking Sucks.
Sy you stole my Fucking mind.
I hope you are happy.
You drove me Fucking insane too.
But I will always love your Fucking bulletins.
Maybe I should post this in a Fucking bulletin.
Yea, I think I will.
Sy it's all your fault.
All your Fucking fault.
Fuck.
I need a life.